Whales, as we know them, Do Not Exist.

At a first glance, the phrase “Whales Don’t Exist” might evoke one of several reactions from within you. While some of you may experience feelings of curiosity or yearn to understand why someone would say something that contradicts an established fact, I submit myself to the fact that majority of you will experience the same […]

At a first glance, the phrase “Whales Don’t Exist” might evoke one of several reactions from within you. While some of you may experience feelings of curiosity or yearn to understand why someone would say something that contradicts an established fact, I submit myself to the fact that majority of you will experience the same feelings: Doubt and Denial.

So allow me to put some of those doubts to rest with a bit of specificity. I acknowledge that at this moment there are “Whales” on the planet, however, these so-called gentle giantsĀ are not one of Mother Nature’s children. I have reason to believe that these beasts are in fact man-made creations, each with their own specific purpose.

If you would be so kind as to indulge my rambling theories and approach my words with an open mind, then I believe that we as a community can solve the mystery that has been centuries in the making.

Thank you,
-Josh